Fake Patty's

Do you see what you stinkin' people do to me... I post then read your comments then get all happy and nostalgic about the days when I used to post frequently and boom I'm awake posting again for you pretty people. What ever, I can sleep when I'm dead... and I work at a coffee shop so I'll just hook up a central line for caffeine in the morning and pour espresso shots in my IV (which I found out stands for intravenous, gag me).
I mentioned fake patty's day then realized most of you probably don't know what that is. It's a celebrations of Saint Patrick's Day but since crazy college kids like to drink they have a celebration in my city/town-thing on the weekend so we don't suffer from pop quizzes and attendance checks on actual saint patricks day aka grade droppage. It's insane like 13,000 people attend and people literally start drinking at 7:00 am -- One of my friends is getting up at 6am to get ready. People get up earlier than they do for class it's insane. The beer is colored green, people have on green, green pancakes, green green green. It's pretty much a drinking holiday which is ironic because it's meant to honor a saint. Since I don't drink I'm working. It just so happens I'm working in the center of the festivities, aggie ville. I'm not prepared for this. You can't park any where near there so I have decided to ride billy the beach cruiser... yes I named my bike billy and it has a basket on it, which I will be taking off to avoid someone puking it it. I'm not kidding about the puke. You have to dodge piles of it and it's green as well. I'm probably making this sound terrible and that I hate drinking or something. I don't I'm just awkward and I'm a control freak so that makes me freaked out by large crowds especially drunk crowds because I never know what's going to happen. Well anyways now that you know that little tidbit of info here's the outfit.

fake patty's by marykate1120 featuring short shorts

Victoria s Secret scoop neck tee, $27
True Religion short short, 359 EUR
Lace up sneaker, 40 GBP
Ankle booty, 30 GBP
Kew sanding belt, 32 GBP

I thought I'd rep the padre's here, my sister will high-five me. I gave you 2 shoe options, the awesome boots that are still maneuverable and chucks which obviously are for optimum dodging. And you tuck the shirt into the shorts in-case that wasn't evident in the posty post.  Well I hope you have a blasty blast faking it on fake patty's day (one of the many slogans). Thank you for having wonderful comments that makes me love you all a zillion times more than I already do!!